Monday, September 3, 2007

Trixy Lion Publishing

Trixy Lion Publishing, the publisher with heart, is open for business! I simply do not have the words to do justice to this new publisher, so I just shamelessly copied their "About Us" page:


WE ARE PUBLISHERS WITH HEART. WE ARE NICE PPL. DO YOU KNOW THAT PUBLISHERS IN NEW YOK WILL ONLY PUBBLISH BOOKS BY PEOPLE THEY KNOW ALREADY? this iS WHY WE ARE HERE TO HELP YOU.

AT TRISKY LOIN WE WILL PUBLISH ALL THE BOOKS THE WAY U WANT. WE DON'T BELIEVE IN EDITING YOUR BOOKS BCOS NOW EVEN MOVIES ARE RELEASED IN DIRECKTOR'SCUT VERSIONS SO ALL YOUR BOOKS WITH US ARE AUTHORS' CUT N THEREFORE MORE VALUBLE. READERS WILL READ STORIES FROM UR HEART THE WAY U WANT THE STORY TO BE LIKE WITHOUT INTERFRERING FROM GRAMAR NAZIS AND RUDE ENGLISH TEACHERS. ,P>OUR BOSS IS MRS KRISTI THERESA. SHE LIKES TO GO TO CHURCH AND PLAY WITH HER GRANDCHILDREN. SHE HAS LOTS OF EXPERIENCING IN THE BUSINESS BCOS HER GRANDSON SET UP THIS WEBSITE ON HIS SUNMER SCHOOL VACATION AND MRS KRISTI WILL NOT HESITATE 2 CONTACT LITTLE SAMMY JO IF ANYTHING GOES WRONG. SHE ALSO DOES HER CHURCH ACCOUNTING AND SHE IS A BIG LAURA K HAMILLTON FAN SO SHE KNOWS HER ENGLISH AND STUFF AND UR BOOKS WILL BE IN GOOD ARNMS. SAMMY JO'S SISTER LAURA JANE HELP WITH THE COVER DESIGN SHE IS A GENOIUS FOR AN 8 YEAR OLD. SEE THE COVERS HERE 4 EXAMPLE.

HELPING HER IS CHIEF EDITORIAL MISS PATRICIA MICKELL WHO HAS SPENT SIXTEEN YEARS READING JOHANNA LINDSEY AND KATHLEEN E WOODISWIISS BOOKS SO SHE KNOWS HOW TO MARKET UR BOOKS RITE.

PLEASE BE A PART OF THE TRISKIE LION FAMILY TODAY


Now I'm sure I have a threesome between a hunchback, a troll, and a fairy princess sitting somewhere on my hard drive that I can submit...

4 comments:

Denise A. Agnew said...

LOL! There are words that hardly cover it. :)

Denise A. Agnew

Katherine Kingston said...

And now I know what to do with that M/M vampire Navy SEALS book I've been hiding under the bed.

Katherine Kingston

Michele said...

ROTFL!!!

Sierra said...

Owowow.

-- Sierra

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